Melissa Brasselle

Dawna Lee Heising

Cocaine Cougar

Cocaine Cougar (2023)

Mindy Robinson

Two high-school students head to the room of their senior-year history teacher Mr. Anderson to deal with a little problem. See, during class he confiscated a hat and they want it back, and on top of that, they're upset that he hasn't accepted their Friend Request. When he relents and accepts the request, those above him feel he's broken professional protocol and he's fired on the spot. He reacts to this news by killing both the principal who fired him and an innocent secretary guilty of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Meanwhile, Jess gathers her friends for a sleepover. She talks to her mom about it and sets about making plans, but there is one minor caveat: the last time she had a sleepover, one of her friends overdosed and died. Obviously they'd like to avoid anyone dying this time around, but with Anderson now on a killing spree, that might be tough to avoid. You'd think Mom would know how many teenage girls are running around her house in their underwear (much to the delight of some booze-swilling peepers just outside the window), but a hunky guy named Steve is keeping her far too distracted. The cops are soon on the case, but with Anderson's psychotic rage reaching a fever pitch, it might be a case of too little too late.—Ian Jane

After School Massacre

After School Massacre (2014)

After the unexplained death of their Uncle Arlo, Kayla Nunez and her sister venture to his home in the rural town of Wickenhaven. They plan to claim their share of his estate, but their trip takes a drastic turn after they discover that their uncle's house is occupied by a mysterious relative, Aunt May, who might be harboring deadly secrets. Complicating matters are deranged, lust-filled tanning salon owner Dale and his exotic wife Joan, whose business in designer handbags is the backbone of the entire town's economy--and possibly the darkest fashion controversy the world will ever know.—anonymous

Slink

Slink (2013)

After a ballet school's prima ballerina (Mindy Robinson) gets shot at by beautifully psychotic fellow dancer Nisa (Sydney Raye), the whole company's on edge. Classes continue, shrouded in fear, while Nisa remains at large. Her ditzy ballerina friend Ria (Jessica Knopf), is being held in solitary confinement, on suspicion of being involved. But Ria breaks out of the asylum, and after getting willingly drugged by Nisa, Ria is coerced into assisting her on a new mission: the ultimate assault, with a samurai sword and UZI machine gun from her father's secret room. All those who contributed to the many years of emotional and physical abuse and body-shaming will be in harm's way. Meanwhile, nerdy ballerina Maren (Marla Martinez) starts writing a novel based on the events that transpired, deeply offending some for turning such sensitive material into a book for young audiences. Soon, she and her sister Saren (Rubi Garcia) realize that every word Maren is typing on her typewriter is somehow altering real life. Will this strange, psychedelic paralleling fantasy carry the sisters, along with anyone else, to a merciless blood-splattered doom?—Anonymous

Ballet of Blood

Ballet of Blood (2015)

Andy Dick

On a shady side-street in Koreatown, a diabolical woman lures in beautiful homeless girls, junkies, speed freaks, illegal aliens, and the average ex-high school prom queen, simply down on her luck. It is in this deadly house of shame that these new victims will be enslaved, and sold on the flesh market. These once innocent young girls will be drugged and loaned out to the next sordid john, who'll pay handsomely for 60 minutes of far out fetishes and demeaning pleasure.—Ulf Kjell Gür

White Slaves of K-Town

White Slaves of K-Town (2017)

2047. After the humanitarian disaster, one gold miner, Eon Pax, must risk it all to save the girl. Enslaved by a wicked mutant race of gold-injecting vampires. Gargoya, leader of the underworld, clones the perfect female specimen while tampering with Eon's mind and mental health code. Will Eon prevail and deliver the fair maiden to Utocha, The Promised Land, or will he be cast down to the underbelly of Lagoria?—Anonymous

Quartz Vein

Quartz Vein (2021)

A secret government agency who recruits the most hazardous horror icons to battle a biblical force.

The Horrific Evil Monsters

The Horrific Evil Monsters (2021)

Shawn C. Phillips

Maria Olsen

Mel Novak

The bodies of beach goers begin washing ashore during the grand opening of a new resort with dire results.

Jaws of Los Angeles

Jaws of Los Angeles (2021)

Alexandra Grey

Visions of a past relationship leave Matthew broken and isolated until an intimate encounter at a porn arcade opens a peephole to unexpected possibilities.

Adults Only

Adults Only (2013)

When four struggling band members stop at a lonely roadside cafe for a slice of pie they find themselves imprisoned in the deranged cafe owners bizarre art collection and must battle a sinister force with an appetite for souls.

Sweet Taste of Souls

Sweet Taste of Souls (2020)

Manu Intiraymi

Stormy Daniels

Eddie Griffin

The devil encourages media personality Donald Trump to run for president of the United States, so he can have a political puppet. But throughout Trump's many gaffes, the devil wonders if he even has a chance of winning.

Bad President

Bad President (2021)

Bai Ling

Tommy Wiseau

Kayden Kross

After looking death in the eye in Samurai Cop (1991), Joe Marshall finds himself living in self-imposed exile, following the brutal assassination of his wife, Jennifer. In the meantime, twenty-five long years later, Joe's ex-partner, Detective Frank Washington, and his new partner, Officer Higgins, are caught up in the middle of a dangerous turf war, as three rivalling gangs--the Katanas, the Shinjukus, and the Ginzas--fight for control. Now, as the bodies start piling up, pacifist Joe reluctantly picks up where he and his old friend left off, taking matters into their own hands in search of answers. Who can stop furious Samurai Cop from taking his rightful revenge on those who destroyed his future? —Nick Riganas

Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance

Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance (2015)

Two best friends rent a beach house for the weekend only to discover it's been double booked so they'll have to share the place - with two beautiful women. To win the affection of these gorgeous gals our wannabe studs must throw the best beach bash ever to win the legendary Horndogs Beach Party. However a nosy neighbor and some selfish dude-bros have sabotage on their minds. Will our heroes win the girls' hearts? Can this be the greatest beach party ever? What time is the wet t-shirt contest? All will be revealed. —Alexander Rozhenko

Horndogs Beach Party

Horndogs Beach Party (2018)

It is the year 2077 and terrorist organization known as The Red Army Hammerheads now dominate the Earth. The fate of humanity now rests in the hands of The New Model, Ari Frost. Trained under the wing of Alex Rain, she must form an army of Cyborg Humans to take down the regime and regain control. After all, 86.5% is still considered human. —Dustin Ferguson

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