Margaret Nolan

Kenneth Williams

Sidney James

Hattie Jacques

Sid Carter (Sid James) is the cunning head of a criminal gang that includes the long-haired drip Ernie Bragg (Bernard Bresslaw), the cheeky Freddy (Bill Maynard) and Sid's honest son, Cyril (Kenneth Cope), who does not want to live a life of crime but is emotionally blackmailed by his father into going along with his scheme to rob Finisham Maternity Hospital for its stock of contraceptive pills.Cyril reluctantly disguises himself as a new nurse to case the hospital and the booty, however he is assumed to be one of a batch of new student nurses who have just arrived, and is assigned the same room as the shapely, blonde nurse, Susan Ball (Barbara Windsor). Unfortunately for Cyril, he also catches the eye of the hospital Lothario, Dr. Prodd (Terry Scott.). Dr Prodd is infamous for ogling the student nurses & is under constant watch from the matron who wants to save the nurses from Dr Prodd's unwanted advances.Sir Bernard Cutting (Kenneth Williams), the hypochondriac registrar of the hospital, is convinced he's undergoing a sex change, however when he consults the nutty Dr F.A. Goode (Charles Hawtrey), Goode dishes out psychiatric Mumbo Jumbo, stating that Cutting merely wants to prove his manhood, and Cutting realizes he is in love with Matron (Hattie Jacques).
Matron, on the other hand, has more than enough to contend with on the wards, with the gluttonous Mrs Tidey (Joan Sims) who seems more interested in eating than producing a baby and her long-suffering British Rail worker husband (Kenneth Connor) who continually hangs around the waiting room.
When Cyril goes back to Prodd's room to get a map of the hospital, Prodd attempts to get intimate, only to be knocked across the room. Prodd and Cyril are called out on an emergency when lovely film star Jane Darling (Valerie Leon) begins to have her baby, but as Cyril knocks Prodd out in the ambulance, he is forced to deal with the actress's triplets being born. However, Jane Darling is delighted with Cyril, and hails "the nurse" a heroine for her efforts, bringing fame to the hospital. However, Susan uncovers Cyril's disguise, but as she is in love with him, she does not reveal the truth.Bernard tries to "prove his manhood" by having sex with Matron, but she refuses unless Bernard proposes marriage, which Bernard is unwilling to do. Bernard finds Dr Goode hiding inside the Matron's cupboard. Dr Goode & Matron had a weekly appointment to watch a TV serial together in her room, & Matron had hidden Dr Goode, when she heard Dr Bernard coming to her room. Dr Bernard naturally believed that Matron had refused him as she was having an affair with Goode.
Cyril manages to get hold of the plans to the hospital & passes them on to Sid. Sid figures out that the pills are in the basement of the hospital and that the only way to get into the basement is via the front door.Sid finds Cyril's pictures in the papers (being described as a hero) & decides to visit him in the hospital. Cyril tells Sid that Susan knows all about their plan & Sid decides to execute the plan the same evening. Sid is chased around the hospital by Matron, who thinks Sid has attempted to force himself upon nurse Cyril.The Sister (Jacki Piper) desperately tries to keep the ward in order, while Cutting's secretary, Miss Banks (Patsy Rowlands) keeps her employer in check, but nothing can cool his pent-up desire to prove himself as a man, and it's Matron who's in his sights. The criminal gang don disguises - Sid dresses as the foreign "Dr Zhivago" and Ernie as a heavily expectant mum. They enter the hospital citing an emergency delivery. Sid & Freddy have to enter the Matron's room to retrieve the keys to the basement medical store. But they are found by Dr Bernard, who again thinks that Matron is having an affair & is a sex fiend. The Matron convinces Dr Bernard that the men are suspicious & orders the doors to the hospital locked. Sid & co have stolen the pills, but can't escape.The medical hierarchy's threat to call the police is halted when Sid reveals the heroine of the day is a man, and the hospital realize they would suffer nationwide humiliation if anyone found out. Cyril weds his shapely nurse, Susan and Matron finally gets her doctor.

Carry on Matron

Carry on Matron (1972)

Anna Karen

Various events involve a dating agency run by Sid Bliss (Sid James) and his long time girlfriend Sophie Plummett (Hattie Jacques). Their "Wedded Bliss" agency purports to bring together lonely-hearts using computer-matching technology, but couples are actually paired up by Sophie. Bliss consistently avoids marrying Sophie, enthusiastically pursuing Esme Crowfoot (Joan Sims), a seamstress and client who consistently rejects his advances.Percival Snooper (Kenneth Williams) becomes a client to find a wife for business reasons: as a confirmed bachelor, he's inept at his job as a marriage counselor due to lack of personal experience. James Bedsop (Charles Hawtrey) is a private detective Sophie hires to spy on Sid's after-hours activities when he supposedly "vets" the female clients, including Esme.Timid Bertram Muffet (Richard O'Callaghan) winds up with model Sally Martin (Jacki Piper) after the agency muddles his directions to a blind date. Sally is a nude model & believes that Muffet is a photographer from the photo agency. Sally takes him to her house for a nude photo-shoot, which makes Muffet extremely uncomfortable. Sally gets into a bikini before it is clear that Muffet is from the wedding agency & was looking for Esma Crowfoot (Sid had deliberately muddled the appointment as Sophie had forced him into it, and he never wanted Esma to get married to anyone)Client Terry Philpotts (Terry Scott) suffers several failures in his dealings with the agency including a disastrous meeting with prim, sheltered Jenny Grubb (Imogen Hassall). Jenny moves in with Sally, undergoes a makeover, and becomes a model. Terry later finds romance with the "new" Jenny.Muffet calls the agency where Sophie picks the phone. Muffet complains that Esma never showed up for the date. Sophie understands that Sid is deliberately shielding Esma. She gives Esma's home address to Muffet, fully knowing the Sid is likely to there, which he is. What Sid finds to his horror is that Esma's estranged lover, volatile wrestler Gripper Burke (Bernard Bresslaw), returns while he is inside Esma's apartment. He escapes via the fire escape, just when Muffet arrives at Esma's apartment looking for a date with her. Muffet is badly roughed up by Gripper.Sally visits Muffet in the hospital & offers to take the relationship forward with a proper date.
Sophie tells Percival that the most compatible profile with Percival is Sophie herself. Percival's association with Sophie provokes his jealous housekeeper, dowdy Miss Dempsey (Patsy Rowlands), to reveal her seductive side.Sid is angry at Snooper for snaring Sophie from him. So, he tells Esma to call Snooper's house, when Sophie is meeting Snooper & calls Gripper to give him Snooper's address, telling him that he will find Esma there. Esma claims that she is Snooper's lover & is carrying her child. Sophie sees this & believes that Snooper is dishonest & that Esma is not interested in Sid. Gripper reaches Snooper's house & finds Esma there & attacks Snooper, but Dempsey handles him & wrestles him out of the house.The next day Sophie returns to Sid, hoping to reconcile only to find from James Bedsop that Sid had used Esma to break up Sophie from Snooper. Sophie is ready to walk out when Sid proposes marriage. The couple arranges a reception with all the couple that they helped bring together. At the reception, Gripper attacks Sid as he recognizes the suit, he is wearing to the one he found in Esma's bedroom the night he returned. This leads to a huge cake fight in the group.Peter Butterworth appears in a 1-minute cameo as a Bluebeard like character jokingly referred to as Dr. Crippen. He approaches Sid Bliss to find his third wife. His first wife died eating poisoned mushrooms, the second suffered a fractured skull because "she wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

Carry on Loving

Carry on Loving (1970)

Jim Dale

A disgraced Doctor James Nookey (Jim Dale) is sent to a remote clinic on an inhospitable tropical island where he learns of a native slimming potion.
Nookey used to work at a reputed NHS hospital with Head Surgeon Doctor Frederick Carver (Kenneth Williams) as head surgeon and Doctor Ernest Stoppidge (Charles Hawtrey) as his colleague. Matron of the nurses (Hattie Jacques) is disapproving of Nookey's antics. Miss Fosdick (Patsy Rowlands) is Carver's secretary. Nookey is clumsy and awkward and frequently runs the female patients the wrong way inside the hospital premises.
Ellen Moore (Joan Sims) is a rich patient who was operated upon by Carver for appendix removal. Carver wants Moore to make a donation to his medical foundation, but she refuses unless Carver helps her find a resident doctor for one of her tropical island clinics.A hot young model Goldie Locks (Barbara Windsor) is admitted to the hospital. She was wearing her modeling clothes (which were barely covering her private parts) when admitted. Nookey examines her but cannot resist the sexual innuendos. While taking her x ray, Nookey short circuits the equipment (he was trying to impress Goldie by showing off the capabilities of the equipment, which he did not know how to operate) & nearly brings the hospital down. The hospital electrical equipment was knocked out as a result and it took 24 hours to restore them back to normal.At a staff party, Stoppidge mixes surgical alcohol in Nookey's drinks. The drunk Nookey ends up crashing through a window on a hospital trolley, after he had almost got into bed with a patient (He suggests that Goldie can stay in a private room at the hospital, but Stoppidge had already assigned it to a female patient who already had a run in with Nookey. While, Nookey goes to get her Pajamas, Goldie leaves the hospital as she was not comfortable staying the night, and Nookey ends up in the room with the patient, in her bed). Goldie leaves Nookey, as the latter is not interested in marriage.
Carver sends Nookey to the Beatific Islands, where it rains for nine months of the year, as a punishment. Gladstone Screwer (Sid James) is the medical mission orderly at the tropical island where Nookey ends upGladstone is a slimy operator. He has used all the funds sent by Moore to buy booze and lives a lavish life with 5 wives and a bunch of kids. Gladstone wants to be left alone & is angry that Moore has sent yet another doctor to the mission. He plans to get rid of Nookey by making him depressed & addicted to booze. He then writes to Moore and Carver that Nookey is nothing but a drunken bum & not of any help to the local community. Moore threatens Carver to pull her funding if he doesn't fix it. Carver decides to visit the island himself, but his ship has an accident in a hurricane, and he is marooned on a different tropical island for 3 months.Meanwhile, all by accident, Nookey finds that the local witch doctor (actually it was Gladstone who brewed it) brews a concoction of herbs that acts as a slimming agent and makes people lose weight very quickly. Nookey sees the potential to make money, secures a large supply and returns to London to become filthy rich and hires a sexy secretary.Carver comes back to England after 3 months to find that Matron is working for Nookey, Stoppidge has been promoted to Carver's job & Nookey is rich & in partnership with Moore.
Nookey finds success running a lavish slimming clinic. However, his former professional rivals who had been instrumental in sending him away in the first place now want a slice of the profits, as does the real discoverer of the slimming potion.
Goldie comes back to Nookie again.Gladstone quickly discovers that Nookey is making a fortune from his serum, and cuts off his supply to deliver the serum in person and get in on the action. Gladstone arrives demanding 50% share of the profits in exchange for the next supply of potion. When Nookey refuses, he gives Nookey a serum bottle that seems different to Nookey.Carver wants to get into a partnership & when Nookey refuses, he sends in Stoppidge, disguised as a fat woman, to steal the formula. Nookey recognizes Stoppidge. Nookey unleashes the lusty Gladstone on Stoppidge, plus Stoppidge has to undress in the middle of all the women in the clinic and has to share a room with Moore. All of this pinches his sensibilities.In reality Gladstone had given a serum that induces a sex change in women. Nookey finally gives in & makes Gladstone & Carver partners.
The movie ends with Nookey and Goldie getting married at the Moore-Nookey-Gladstone-Carver facility, and the rest of the staff of the Long Hampton Hospital becoming friends again.

Carry on Again Doctor

Carry on Again Doctor (1969)

Joan Sims

Charles Hawtrey

A local police force is left short-staffed by a flu epidemic. Enter four bungling trainee policemen to fill the gap! Sergeant Wilkins has to try to turn them into real police overnight, but in the meantime criminals can breath a sigh of relief while the innocent had better watch out...—Simon N. McIntosh-Smith

Carry on Constable

Carry on Constable (1960)

William Hartnell

Sergeant Grimshaw wants to retire in the flush of success by winning the Star Squad prize with his very last platoon of newly called-up National Servicemen. But what a motley bunch they turn out to be, and it's up to Grimshaw to put the no-hopers through their paces.—Simon N. McIntosh-Smith

Carry on Sergeant

Carry on Sergeant (1958)

A group of holidaymakers head for the Spanish resort of Elsbels for a 4-day visit. When they get there, they find the Hotel still hasn't been finished being built, and the weather is awful. And there is something strange about the staff. They all look very similar. To top it all off, the weather seems to be having an adverse affect on the Hotel's foundations... —Simon N. McIntosh-Smith

Carry on Abroad

Carry on Abroad (1972)

Alec Guinness

Kathleen Harrison

Diana Dors

The immortal characters of Charles Dickens' classic novel, Oliver Twist...A penniless orphan in 17th century London - Poor but honest Oliver is fleeing the cruelty of the workhouse when he's forced in a band of young thieves headed by the notorious Fagin and the evil Bill Sikes. But when the greedy cutthroats threaten Oliver's only chance for happiness, the gentle-hearted boy must summon the courage to fight for his freedom and future.

Oliver Twist (1948)

Oliver Twist (1948) (1948)

Cedric Hardwicke

Jean Marsh

Stanley Holloway

Nineteenth century England. When Nicholas Nickleby's father dies and leaves his family destitute, his uncle, the greedy moneylender, Ralph Nickleby, finds Nicholas a job teaching in a repulsive school in Yorkshire. Nicholas flees the school taking with him one of the persecuted boys, Smike, and they join a troop of actors. Nicholas then has to protect Smike, while trying to stop his Uncle Ralph taking advantage of his sister Kate, and later his sweetheart, Madeline Bray, whose father is in debtors prison.

The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby

The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby (1947)

Alastair Sim

Trevor Howard

Leo Genn

In a rural English hospital during WWII, a postman dies on the operating table. One of the nurses states that she has proof of who the murderer is. The facetious Inspector Cockrill suspects one of the five doctors and nurses who were in the operating theater to be the assassin. But four poisonous pills have disappeared.... —Jean-Marie Berthiaume

Green for Danger

Green for Danger (1946)

John Le Mesurier

Peter Vaughan

Sylvia Syms

Dark comedy about a seaside Punch and Judy man driven to distraction by his social climbing wife and his hatred for the snobbery of local government. He is persuaded to go to the Mayor's gala evening but it's all too much for him.

The Punch and Judy Man

The Punch and Judy Man (1963)

Richard Burton

Robert Newton

A good-for-nothing sailor walks out on his young family leaving them to fend for themselves in the Liverpool slums. They make a go of their lives and the eldest daughter, now a woman, is none too pleased at her father's attempted return. —Jeremy Perkins {J-26}

Waterfront

Waterfront (1950)

Dennis Price

Based on the Stephen Potter "One Upmanship" and "Lifemanship" books, Henry Palfrey tries hard to impress but always loses out to the rotter Delauney. Then he discovers the Lifeman college run by "Professor" Potter and discovers the secrets of success. But has he the courage to put all his lessons into effect? —Steve Crook

School for Scoundrels

School for Scoundrels (1960)

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